• what i actually said: i forgot
  • what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: why are you getting angry

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  • Me: Not pregnant
  • Me: Honor student
  • Me: Not on drugs
  • Me: Never been in legal trouble
  • Me: Hard worker
  • Me: Not an alcoholic
  • Parents: Cool
  • Me: Forgets to put dishes in the dishwasher.
  • Parents: OMG You never contribute to this family. You're crazy and out of control. You never do anything right. You need to take responsibility for your stuff and this house. Be perfect.
  • Me: Oh okay.

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